Sanitary Superhero Gifts

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Sick

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Days without an incident.

"Did you wash your hands?"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

Kicking out Covid

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

John Snow

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'