Sanitation Superhero Gifts

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Your 10 o'clock appointment is here...and he appears to have the flu!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'll just need to reset this, then come back for your dessert order."

Covid Vaccine

Fighting Covid

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Cinderella mopping up