Sanitation Superhero Gifts

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"

"Your 10 o'clock appointment is here...and he appears to have the flu!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Covid Vaccine

Fighting Covid

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Cinderella mopping up

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

John Snow

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."