Laundry Superhero Gifts

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'