Laundry-loving Legend Gifts

'I found clothes in the closet, under the bed, and behind the couch. That's not what I meant by separating your laundry.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'