Laundry Enthusiast Gifts

Missing Sock Poster

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

"Masks are the new underwear."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

Trumpet Clothesline.

'Next comes the cool part. Grab the clothes pegs. We're going online.'

"I think you just folded the cat."

'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op.

'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

You wish

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

'Help!'

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

"I asked for extra starch."

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Oh no! Socks again?!

You can't beat a spin dry!

Washer woman hanging clothes on a bare tree

"Most men have a drawer full of odd socks. My husband has a drawer full of odd drawers."

The real reason for the pyramids.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'Two hours, and that's it.'

'I distinctly told them - NO STARCH!'

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

"Dang!! Wrong hole."

'You've got to be kidding! There's no way we can raise four or five kids in an 'A' cup.'

My First Visit to the Laundromat