Laundry Aficionado Gifts

Kenny Rogers Laundromats: We know when to fold 'em."

'ARRRG!! What does ye use for blood stains?'

Adam and eve do their laundry,

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

"NOT AGAIN!"

"Just doing some fresh laundry quality control - will be done in an hour."

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

"Mira, I'll have to call you back...I have to get another line."

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

"Eve, how many time do I have to tell you. My clothes are dry clean only."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

Angel Laundry

In the laundrette - woman pouring in 'Desperate Housewives' detergent, while man is using 'The Apprentice' detergent.

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

Laundry hangs on a clothesline between the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Nudist colony yard sale, includes: washerdryer,iron and clothes.

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

"Are you completely naked now?"

Laundromat. I always put in a decoy sock.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"