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'ARRRG!! What does ye use for blood stains?'

Adam and eve do their laundry,

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

"Just doing some fresh laundry quality control - will be done in an hour."

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

"Mira, I'll have to call you back...I have to get another line."

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

"Eve, how many time do I have to tell you. My clothes are dry clean only."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

In the laundrette - woman pouring in 'Desperate Housewives' detergent, while man is using 'The Apprentice' detergent.

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

Laundry hangs on a clothesline between the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Nudist colony yard sale, includes: washerdryer,iron and clothes.

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

"Are you completely naked now?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

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