Laundry Aficionados Gifts

"I love our little on-line chats!"

"I'm here. My sheet is in the wash."

Big Pants

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

"Next up is a hilarious spinoff of the wash cycle."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.