Laundry Aficionados Gifts

'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'

"I love our little on-line chats!"

Sock hell

"I'm here. My sheet is in the wash."

Big Pants

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

"Next up is a hilarious spinoff of the wash cycle."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"