Laundry Lover Gifts

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

'Life Cycle'

'How often does he go on line?'

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

"His underwear was spotless."

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

'Hmm. . . so that's the incredible shrinking machine you've been talking about.'

"Well, it was nice knowing you."

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'I'm going to turn around count to ten, when I turn back I expect all my undergarments back on the line!'

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Rides $1

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I forgot my claim ticket, but I had a red blouse, two skirts and a disagreeable husband.'

Laudrocat

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

'I'm told it's something to do with wireless technology.'

"I haven't seen my partner since washing day June 2012..."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Light the tree - 25c for 10 minutes.

"I use Serf."

'Look what's happened.' - 'Did you read the washing instructions?'

Woodpecker

'Uh oh - looks as though that red shirt wasn't colour fast!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'Your clothes are not wet! They are 11.3% less wet than under the tory government...' "It's my spin dryer"

Army men folding clothes and sheets in the laundrette.

"I may have used too much starch but it's okay because I need a new scarecrow for the garden anyway!"

"Great Perfume!"