Laundry Lovers Gifts

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Search engine used to find missing sock.

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

A brief romance....

'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.

Abandon all socks ye who enter here.

Romance over the iron boards

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

100% pure wool - dry clean only

Welcome Socks Without Partners

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"How many times have I told you not to leave candy canes in your pockets?!"

I reckon a laundromat's a good place to pick up a woman. I don't agree. A woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be afford to keep you.

It was silly of me to think he'd be clean by forty!

"What did I miss?"

'Of course, no modern family can afford to live without our new energy efficient clothes dryer.'

'Sorry to bother you, but, do you know how to get bloodstains out of a cotton shirt?'

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

Laundromat: 'We encourage washing your dirty clothes in public!'

'I wish I could figure out how this thing works!'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Washing Machine Torture

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."