Laundromat Lovers Gifts

'I was taking my usual nap at the laundromat, and a nearsighted woman washed me!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Superman's laundry

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."