Laundromat Lovers Gifts

'I was taking my usual nap at the laundromat, and a nearsighted woman washed me!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

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