Laundry Line Lover Gifts

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Dreams I have had...

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."