Laundry Line Lover Pillows

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."