Laundry Luxury Lover Gifts

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The Missing Sock Returns

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Caw blimey!'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Kensington Fluffies

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."