Laundry Day Enthusiast Gifts

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

"Using a hot wash isn't only bad for the environment - it's bad for my clothes too!"

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Here's your laundry. And put that thing away...before somebody trips over it! I hate these video games!"

"Adam, those aren't napkins. That's my dirty underwear."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'