Laundry Day Explorer Gifts

"Where have you been all these years?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Is it something I said dear?"

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

How it started: How it's going

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Washing Machine Torture

Superman's laundry

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Don't go in there!"

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."