Laundry Day Explorer Pillows

"Where have you been all these years?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Washing Machine Torture

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

How it started: How it's going

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

Dryer, 'lint filter'--'sock filter'