Laundry Day Liberator Pillows

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Great Perfume!"

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Long suffering cricket wife