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'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'