Laundry Day Legend Pillows

The Origin of Laundry Day

Domestic Superheroes!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

"I sent my resume to 9 PR firms. If any of them call back, tell them I'm magically cleaning my clothes at a breakthrough laundromat where the who's-who of Oak Street meet and greet."