Laundry Day Legend Pillows

The Origin of Laundry Day

Domestic Superheroes!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Is it something I said dear?"

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Don't go in there!"

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'