Laundry Legends Pillows

Domestic Superheroes!!

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'