Laundry Day Survivor Pillows

A typical day in sock puppet land.

"Is it something I said dear?"

My Lucky Socks Got Lost in the Washing Machine - Please Help!!

"Sorry to trouble you. But, was I sitting next to you at the launderette?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Long suffering cricket wife

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Woman tangled up ironing

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.