"Don't go in there!"
Laundry Day Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for your laundry day survivor? Delight them with products that add humor and personality to a laundry routine they conquer every week. Perfect for those who see the brighter side of folding and washing, our collection of themed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints makes chores a little more fun. Show appreciation for their resilience with gifts that speak to their humorous spirit and love of a good laundry day victory.
A typical day in sock puppet land.
"Is it something I said dear?"
My Lucky Socks Got Lost in the Washing Machine - Please Help!!
"Sorry to trouble you. But, was I sitting next to you at the launderette?"
The Missing Sock Returns
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
A man washing a mascot costume
"Drunk, yet orderly"
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
'Caw blimey!'
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."
'Sorting the laundry is hell.'
"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"
"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"
'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'
The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".
Washing Machine Torture
'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'
'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'
"Great Perfume!"
'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'
'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'
'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'
Long suffering cricket wife
"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"
Laundry Day Survivor Gifts Collection
Laundry Day Survivor Mugs
Discover more fun with our laundry day survivor mugs — perfect for starting each laundry session with a smile.
Laundry Day Survivor Pillows
Brighten your laundry area with humorous pillows designed for the laundry day survivor.
Laundry Day Survivor Prints
Find playful prints that honor the laundry warriors in your life, adding humor to their space.
Laundry Day Survivor T-Shirts
Browse our witty collection of laundry-themed t-shirts to celebrate the true laundry day heroes.