Laundry Day Warrior Gifts

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

More or less dry

We'll have to lick this one clean by hand

'Hello? Mom?..Before you see the Doctor, check to see if you're wearing Junior's Gorilla Shorts.'

'Out, damned spot.'

'No matter how many times I wash this shirt I can never get rid of that dang fishy smell.'

Laundry Line

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'