Laundry Day Warrior Gifts

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

More or less dry

We'll have to lick this one clean by hand

'Hello? Mom?..Before you see the Doctor, check to see if you're wearing Junior's Gorilla Shorts.'

'Out, damned spot.'

'No matter how many times I wash this shirt I can never get rid of that dang fishy smell.'

Laundry Line

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Is it something I said dear?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'