Laundry Day Champion Gifts

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Great Perfume!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Long suffering cricket wife

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'