Laundry Day Champion Gifts

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Long suffering cricket wife

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'