Laundry Day Hero Gifts

'I so envy you.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

Domestic Superheroes!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'