Laundry Day Hero Gifts

'I so envy you.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Washing Machine Torture

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'