Laundry Day Adventurer Gifts

'Anyone know where that lazy cat is sleeping today?'

'Anthony! What are you doing in there? It's not even Saturday 'bath' night!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

How it started: How it's going

Washing Machine Torture

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"