Laundry Warrior Gifts

"Laundry or composting?"

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Mom! There you are! Can you do my laundry?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"All my stuff is still covered in clay from the French Open."

Rage Against the Washing Machine

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Yawning at the Laundry

"I did take of my muddy shoes, mom....these are my socks!"

The Curse of the Mummy

"It's the dirty laundry. Kick your feet when I drop it in."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"