Laundry Legend Gifts

Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

Search for Missing Socks

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'And he still mixes them up.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

"Oh My God it's a NEVER event."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"I remember the days when you could get a dozen pairs of knickers on that line."

"Sorry chaps, Alice has run off with the laundry man."

"Thanks for proving how easy it is to do laundry. Here's your pink underwear, Mr. 'Too Busy To Separate The Colors from the Whites.'"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Washing instructions for lazy husband.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"This isn't a fashion statement. It's just a reflection of my laundry situation."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

"He's a possibility. It says he can fold a fitted sheet."

"So. . . you're back!"

"It's pre-set. Just put in the next load. . . push start. If trouble, hit 'Panic' and run."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

Upon retirement Chantel pledges to use laundry detergents that meet environmental requirements...

Spirit of a housewife coming out of a washing machine.

''My clothes dryer eats both socks - so I won't notice when one's missing.'