Laundry Legend Gifts

Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Search for Missing Socks

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'And he still mixes them up.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'I knew I should have married Peter Polyestertail!'

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

"Oh My God it's a NEVER event."

Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"I remember the days when you could get a dozen pairs of knickers on that line."

"Sorry chaps, Alice has run off with the laundry man."

"Thanks for proving how easy it is to do laundry. Here's your pink underwear, Mr. 'Too Busy To Separate The Colors from the Whites.'"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Washing instructions for lazy husband.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"This isn't a fashion statement. It's just a reflection of my laundry situation."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Marvo The Great Unwashed

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"He's a possibility. It says he can fold a fitted sheet."

"So. . . you're back!"

"It's pre-set. Just put in the next load. . . push start. If trouble, hit 'Panic' and run."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.