Laundry Comedian Gifts

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

When laundry ruled the waves.

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Dreams I have had...

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Cow Wash Cycle.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Missing Sock

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

Fish living in a washing machine.

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'