Laundry Room Comedian Gifts

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Dreams I have had...

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Cow Wash Cycle.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

The Rural Bidet...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

His and Hernia's towels.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'