Laundry Day Humorist Gifts

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

A man washing a mascot costume

if only i could figure out how this thing works

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Is it something I said dear?"

Dreams I have had...

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Don't go in there!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

The Origin of Laundry Day

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"So. . . you're back!"

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Hairdryer Hurricane

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

Missing sock poster

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."