Laundry Day Comedians Gifts

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

Dreams I have had...

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Don't go in there!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

The Origin of Laundry Day

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"So. . . you're back!"

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

if only i could figure out how this thing works

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

"Well, it will just have to wait."

A typical day in sock puppet land.

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

Missing sock poster