Laundry Room Humorist Gifts

Missing sock poster

"His first out-of-body experience."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dreams I have had...

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Bed Fellow

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

The Rural Bidet...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Moon's Portaloo.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'Gravity wins - again.'