Laundry Humor Gifts

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Dreams I have had...

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Sudoku toilet paper

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

As the Dryer Spins

The Puppet Poop

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Now, what am I here for?"

'I always thought you guys did this sort of thing in the woods.'

Mummies solution.

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

'Ooh-aargh Jim lad'

Bathroom Fashion

Jimmy wants his goldfish back