Laundry Humor Pillows

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Dreams I have had...

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I hate my job!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Sudoku toilet paper

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

As the Dryer Spins

The Puppet Poop

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Fish living in a washing machine.

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"Now, what am I here for?"

'I always thought you guys did this sort of thing in the woods.'

You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right? Go away, Randy! Randy's rule #896: A confident person doesn't get tinkle-shy just because there's a long line waiting for him or her to finish. Still here. Go away!!!

'Ooh-aargh Jim lad'

Bathroom Fashion

Jimmy wants his goldfish back