Laundromat Humorist Pillows

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A man washing a mascot costume

Dog wearing a cone

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Dreams I have had...

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

The Rural Bidet...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Duck in a bathtub

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."