Laundromat Humorist Pillows

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dog wearing a cone

Dreams I have had...

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

His & hers towels.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Moon's Portaloo.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."