Laundry Humorist Pillows

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

Fish living in a washing machine.

"So. . . you're back!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Dreams I have had...

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.