Laundry Humorists Pillows

Cow Wash Cycle.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Dreams I have had...

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Washing Machine Torture

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'