Laundry Day Humorist Pillows

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

A man washing a mascot costume

if only i could figure out how this thing works

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Is it something I said dear?"

Dreams I have had...

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"So. . . you're back!"

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

The Origin of Laundry Day

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

Hairdryer Hurricane

Missing sock poster

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

"Here's your laundry. And put that thing away...before somebody trips over it! I hate these video games!"