Laundry Humorists Gifts

Cow Wash Cycle.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"This stool shall pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dreams I have had...

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Duck in a bathtub

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Washing Machine Torture

The Rural Bidet...

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'