Laundry Humor Fan Gifts

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

The Missing Sock Returns

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Fly fishing.

'Caw blimey!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Richard the Turd

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Hydration