Laundry Day Laughseekers Gifts

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

Dreams I have had...

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Don't go in there!"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Sock hell

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Romance over the iron boards

The Origin of Laundry Day

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

"Next up is a hilarious spinoff of the wash cycle."

'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.