Laundry Day Drama Gifts

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Don't go in there!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

As the Dryer Spins

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

The Origin of Laundry Day

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"Where have you been all these years?"

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

Romance over the Ironing

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

We'll have to lick this one clean by hand