Laundry Day Drama T-Shirts

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

As the Dryer Spins

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"Where have you been all these years?"

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

Romance over the Ironing

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

'Out, damned spot.'

We'll have to lick this one clean by hand