Laundry Day Comedy T-Shirts

'A momentary rift in the space-time continuum.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

Dreams I have had...

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Don't go in there!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

As the Dryer Spins

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"So. . . you're back!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

if only i could figure out how this thing works

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

"Well, it will just have to wait."

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

A typical day in sock puppet land.

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

Missing sock poster

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"