Laundry Room Comedian T-Shirts

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Dreams I have had...

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Cow Wash Cycle.

The Rural Bidet...

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'