Laundry Day Detectives Gifts

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

The Complete Cycle.

'After you with the camouflage.'

Missing sock

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Fish living in a washing machine.

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

Missing socks squad.

The Origin of Laundry Day

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

Missing sock poster

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"