Laundry Day Detectives Gifts

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Gangster Babies

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Don't go in there!"

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

Missing socks squad.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

Missing sock poster