Laundry Detectives Gifts

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

Hipster Police Department

Missing sock

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'After you with the camouflage.'

The Complete Cycle.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'