Dryer Detective Gifts

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

The Missing Sock Returns

Honest Vending

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Gangster Babies

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

New Milks

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

Missing socks squad.

The Ocean's Plug